Rules of Entry
Welcome to The Miss, Mx, and Mr Trailer Trash Pageant website, where we will guide you through the process of entering our prestigious event. To secure your spot in the pageant, a modest entry fee of $35 must be paid. This fee is essential as it goes directly towards purchasing the exquisite crowns that will be awarded to the winners. We take pride in ensuring that every contestant is provided with a fair and memorable experience, and the more participants we have, the grander the crowns become. Rest assured, by paying the entry fee, you are not only confirming your participation but also contributing to the overall elegance and grandeur of the pageant. Get ready to showcase your talents and beauty in a professional and captivating environment. After you have paid the entry fee, a new contest packet will be emailed to you. This will have all the forms and a more detailed list of the rules and expectations of this pageant.
The Day of the Pageant
We would like to provide you with important information regarding the day of the pageant. It is essential that you arrive promptly and prepared at the designated location. The pageant will take place on March 22nd, 2026 at 8pm. Please ensure that you report to Frankies (3200 N May Ave, Oklahoma City, OK 73112) by no later then 6:30pm. This will allow ample time for registration, rehearsals, and any necessary preparations. We kindly request that you come with makeup on to streamline the check-in process. Should you have any questions or require further assistance, please do not hesitate to contact our team at (405) 318-1101 (Klaus Bossea).
Wall-Mart [SIC] Wear
Welcome to the Wall-Mart Wear category of the pageant! This category is all about making the judges laugh, and it's worth a whopping 50 POINTS (per judge). To make sure you bring your A-game, we'll be providing you with a questionnaire about your outfit. The key to success in this category is to answer the questions with a hilarious twist - don't worry about being truthful! The more jokes you can cram into your responses, the better. So get ready to let your sense of humor shine through and show the judges what you've got. With your comedic wit and a bit of creativity, you'll be sure to wow the judges in this category. Good luck!
Question and Answer
Welcome to the Question and Answer category worth 50 POINTS (per judge)! It happens after you model your Wall-mart [SIC] Wear. As a contestant, you will be provided with a list of possible questions ahead of time, ensuring ample opportunity to devise a hilariously witty response. During the event, you will draw one of the questions and answer it from memory, aiming to earn as many points as possible by eliciting laughter from the audience. The key to success in this category is to be quick-witted and creative, as the funniest responses will earn the most points. We encourage all contestants to bring their A-game and leave the audience in stitches with their comedic prowess.
Talent
The Talent portion of the contest holds immense value as it carries a weight of 100 points (per judge). We encourage participants to showcase their unique talents, be it lip-syncing, playing the spoons, or anything that can tickle the audience's funny bone. However, it is essential to note that the funnier your talent, the higher the points you stand to gain. To ensure the safety of all participants, we request you not to incorporate pets, fire, water, or confetti in your talent. Additionally, keep in mind that your setup time should not exceed three minutes, and your talent performance should not exceed seven minutes. We hope you have a delightful experience and enjoy showcasing your talents.
Bonus points!
We are excited to see our contestants showcase their talents while raising money for a great cause. As a contestant, you have the opportunity to earn bonus points by raising funds for Diversity Center of Oklahoma. For every $5 you receive in tips, you will earn one point, up to a maximum of 50 points. In addition, you can earn one point for every guest who tells the door person that they are there to see you, up to a maximum of 50 points. To ensure that your points are counted, please make sure that your friends know your stage name. We encourage you to invite all your friends to come and support you on this special day. Thank you for your participation and good luck!